9. I don't like to shave. What's the point? It takes a really long time and it's not like anybody is going to be feeling me up any time soon.
8. I just cut off all of my hair.
7. I once kissed a girl. But I swear, it didn't mean anything.
6. When I'm out with my girlfriends, I never talk to guys. It's not that I'm not interested, I just have no game. I also have social anxiety.
5. But it's also because I hate boys.
4. One time, I brought my best friend as my date to my cousin's wedding. My whole family was like...
3. I never talk about boys in front of my mom. What's the point? She's only going to make me feel even worse about myself than I already do.
2. I'm 31 and I'm not married. No, there is nothing wrong with me. At least... I don't think.
1. Fine. To be completely honest, I haven't had a boyfriend in ten years and I'm fine with that. Turns out, my mom isn't.