If you know me well, if you know me at all, you would know that I'm attracted to crazy guys. Yes, that's right. If I have a boyfriend, if I'm dating somebody, or if I'm merely going on a date, that most probably means the guy is a bit out of the ordinary.
It all started in kindergarten. This five-year-old had a crush on me and used to come by my old house and stalk me. He used to ring my doorbell and run away. Try and peek through my window. Kind of scary for a five-year-old. But I thought, eh, he's just young. What does he know?
Cut to high school. My ex-boyfriend told me he was going to kill himself when I broke up with him. He used to write me suicide letters telling me how he was going to kill himself and that it would have been all my fault. But again, I thought, eh, we're just young and don't know any better.
Cut to my college days. Some stories I'd rather not mention. But let's just say they were filled with lots of bad dates, psychotic flings and one big relationship disaster. And after college... well... yeah. So up until now, I can't remember having a normal relationship. Ever!
I don't know how they find me or where they come from, but these types of dudes just flock to me. Do I have an invisible sign on my forehead that says I'm crazy? I don't? Well, maybe it's me who's crazy.
We all complain about our wild and crazy relationships, but if the opportunity came along, would we actually want a normal one for once? I don't know about you, but I have a feeling I wouldn't. Because if everyone were normal, life would be boring. And what fun would that be?
2 comments:
Haha yea, normal is boring. Me dancing and blasting music when I'm home alone is totally weird, but also tons of fun.
Plus what is normal, apart from a social concept that does not exist in reality?
My thoughts exactly!
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