Saturday, July 11, 2009

I'm Not Dead Yet

Ever since I moved across the country to California, I have to admit, my parents have been taking it pretty hard. Especially my mom. Before I moved out here, I was an idiot still living at home with my parents. So you could only imagine that my mother has been calling me everyday and stalking the shit out of my Facebook page to see what I'm up to. But it wasn't until this past weekend that I realized she really has lost it.

My mom had a family BBQ. You know, one of those summer get togethers where you drink, laugh and talk crap about those family members who didn't attend. And apparently this year was a new ritual. My mom had my picture of me in the middle of the table, as sort of a creepy reminder that yes, even though I'm not at the BBQ, I'm still there "In spirit."

I'm sorry, but that's just really creepy. I mean, so what if I moved across the country? I'm not dead!

What's next - A Jen Kucsak blow up doll? A Jen Kucsak cardboard cut out?

11 comments:

Erika Jean said...

lol, that IS a bit creepy!

Selma said...

Creepy yes. The picture is just too much. But I know the feeling. My mom's the same way. LOL

reederscorner said...

Ahhh... what a sin, she must really miss you!

Melissa said...

Wow!

Tdub said...

wow. that's...... crazy. =)

APM said...

lol what would your mom do with a blow up doll of you? Can that be considered incest... besides disturbing...

Eileen said...

omg Jen i just burst out laugh I figure picture of u meant she had a cardboard cut out picture . omggg I'm dying laughing ..I'm going to tell my family

Eileen said...

omg i'm texting u now

David said...

Wow. Just wow.

That's some serious Mom love.

Since she creeped you out with the framed photo, I guess I should take down my life-size poster of you on my bedroom door?

Jen Kucsak said...

Well I have a pillow with your face on it. So I guess we're even!

Milla said...

Girl, what are you doing out there? Do you like it there? New York (and your mom) miss you!