My Hanukkah Song

Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-akkah, to celebrate Hanukkah.

Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights.
One day of presents? Hell no, we get eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, Here's MY list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me...

Shia Lebeouf lights the menorah
So does Scarlett Johansson and no she's not a hor-a
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
90210's Ian Ziering, Brian Austin Green and Tory Spelling

Gene Simmons is Jewish, Amy Winehouse is too
Put them together - what a crazy bad ass Jew!
You don't need a visit from Scrooge or Santa Claus
Cause' you can eat challah with Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal - both Jewish!

Put on your yarmulka, Its time for Hanukkah
Funny film maker Judd Apatowaka, celebrates Hanukkah

Barack Obama - not a Jew!
But guess who is - American Idol's Paula Abdul
We got Larry David, and Composer Marc Shaiman
Sarah Silverman is Jewish, even though she fucked Matt Damon - Not Jewish!

Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen eat gefilte fish
then spin the dreidel with Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe
So many Jews are in show biz
Vince Chase isn't but I heard his agent is - Ari Gold!

Hey, Madonnika?
It's time to celebrate Hanukkah
Get off your Kabbalakah
On this joyful, toyful Hanukkah

If you really, really wannaka?
Get high in Cali-forni-cah
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah!

Happy Hanukkah!