CBS just bought the rights to develop the popular Twitter page titled "Shit My Dad Says," created by 29 year old Justin Halpern who basically quotes the shit his 73 year old dad says. Clever? Apparently. The kid has almost 900,000 followers! Oh, and he has a book deal, too.
It really makes you wonder what these TV executives, agents, producers, etc. look for on the internet in order to get the next best thing. Or are they just all out of ideas?
How about "Shit My Jewish Mom Does?" Here's some shit my Jewish mom did today..
After coming home from a late night out, I went into my room in the basement, locked my door and passed out. In the morning, when my mom tried to come into my room, for reasons unknown, obviously she couldn't because the door was locked. After many unsuccessful attempts at trying to break in, she went around the house to the basement entrance and opened the door. Fast asleep, I had a mild stroke as I awoke to hear keys jiggling and somebody pounding on the door. When I turned around to see who it was, there she was..
Janis: Oh, OK.
Me: Maaaa! What the fuck? You gave me a fucking heart attack!
Janis: Well, your door was locked. I couldn't get in!
Me: What the hell do you need to get in here for?
Janis: (Thinking of something to say) What do you want for dinner tonight?
Me: I don't know. It's nine in the morning. I didn't even wake up yet!
Janis: I need to know. You want some chicken? How about chicken?
Me: I don't want chicken!
Janis: What do you want then? I'm not running a restaurant, you know!
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8 comments:
LOL!! OMG ur mom is hilarious!
Yup - I totally heard about the Shit my dads says deal..wondering how they will make this into a sitcom!?
How much shit can a dad say in a half hour comedy...?
XOXO
Amy
My mom banged on the door for 15 minutes, and when I finally screamed "what the hell do you want!" she said, "why does my computer say 2009! it's 2001!"
It was 6am.
.. she wasn't joking.
OMG... I about peed myself laughing. You need a TV show - stat!! :)
Your mom sounds charming i think its sweet that she cares so much it sure can be a TV reality show! Give it a shot....
I love stories about your mom. You could create an entire second blog all about them. Or just write a better book than that lame guy who's show is totally going to get canceled. Your mom could totally take his dad. Especially since he's like old. ;)
LOl... Your mom's hilarious...
I totally understand how you feel.. My mom's on a similar level..
HAHA, amazing! Here's one from another Jewish Mom:
I got a call at work - AT WORK - from my mom, who sounded so forlorn I thought someone had died. When I asked what was wrong, she answered, "How do I get back into the part of the instant messenger box where I can type?"
After I explained how, she asked what I was eating for lunch. Good segue.
LOL OMG that reminds me of another story, my mom used to call my office ALL the time. I guess she didn't think that when I said I was working, I was really working. She even used to call the receptionist and ask what time the office closed!
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